Lisa's execution

During the course of the day, Caitlyn’s injuries became worse and worse. Around noon she lost all feeling in her legs, and the town decided it was time to take her to the big hospital in Pierre, South Dakota’s capital.

While in transit, the townspeople continued their meeting. Even with all the previous murders, the townspeople still had a difficult time deciding who to execute that evening. Will thought Danny was a possibility, while Troy and Lisa voted for Will, but at the end of the day Lisa received the most votes—it was she who would fall. Danny and Troy tied her up and sat with her in the car, while Mayor Whipple, Will and Jason escorted Caitlyn, still on the stretcher, into the hospital.

Her prognosis? Bad, really really bad. What appeared to be merely a decapitation at first, had actually also battered her brain stem. Caitlyn didn’t have long to live, and Will sat next to her, weeping.

Outside, there was an execution to carry out. Tired of waiting for the others, Danny and Troy took Lisa out of the car, and into the alley behind the hospital. Not really knowing how they would kill her (Troy was known for having a weak stomach) they stalled, talking in circles, trying to decide what to do. Lisa sat trembling, claiming her innocence and shouting about how someone in The Finer Things Club could not possibly do something so un-fine.

Will eventually came outside to break the news about Caitlyn. He found them in the alley, and after much blubbering and manly hugs from Danny and Troy, he saw Lisa and came up with a terrific idea. “Dan, Troy, while in India I learned how to perform brain stem transplants! I can use Lisa’s brain stem and give Caitlyn a chance at life!” At this, Lisa broke down in tears. After all her years of crime in the mafia, she thought that if she could do this one, last thing to help someone she nearly murdered, maybe her friends would forgive her after her death.

And that is how it happened. Caitlyn was saved, Will received much acclaim throughout South Dakota for his amazing new surgical procedures, the mafia was uprooted and Mayor Whipple got a huge raise. Salto Ancora was safe once again.
Good work, citizens!